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Delivery Drivers

Eating the food

Spilling the drinks

Standing on toes

They barely think


Grabbed the wrong order

And they’re on their phones

They’re working solo

But never seem to be alone


Hogging the toilets

Picking their nose


Cleaning their ears

Having a doze


Just Eat, Uber, Deliveroo

They’ll be in your way

Morning, evening

Afternoon.


They’ll take your seats

To your dismay


We all hate them

Every day


Until we order

Pulling up the app

Have they left the restaurant?

Is there a live map?


Checking the window

Lifting the blinds

It’s only been 6 minutes

But you’re losing your fucking mind


Any door slams and you’re on your feet

Shuffling round the house

Is it time to eat?


Stalking, watching, following

Come on hurry up

I’m fucking starving

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